when someone says something like stupid or another rude word, ask them to spell it. if they get it wrong, ask them who the stupid one is, if they get it right, give them a sarcastic round of applause ans say in your most slow, sarcastic voice, 'well done. you can spell!'
if they say 'but you told me to. duh.'
pick up a small twig, and throw in a space where no one will get hit. then say, 'go fetch it' as if you were you talking to dog. if they say ' why should I' say 'well your the on who's going here and there doing what i say as if your some robot thing and then your denying commands. make up your mind person. any way, don't answer back to me. who do you think you are' then start walking away.
i they start telling you that they think that they are themselves, turn towards them with a face on that looks like you have just relised something, and say ' oooooooooooooohhhh. i thought there was no such thing as talking slimy ugly old bulldogs. my bad. any way, got to go, my eyes are beggining to get sore.'
